Sunday, January 12, 2003

did you start the club in Hamedan?
no, i thought you did.

Ananova - Islamic news interrupted by hardcore porn

Friday, January 10, 2003

Church of the Year?
Resurrection Center in Deep Ellum

You preach about "saving the lost." Yet, you ignore the people in your midst. You are a bunch of Bible College students with a pet project. You are fearful of the very people you desire to be in community with. You are isolationists. You pray for the masses to come to your church. You pray for revival. However, you weigh down strangers with your purist doctrine. You keep what few Deep Ellum locals you have as "validation" for your ministry, but you forgot to treat them as brothers and sister. Instead, you treat them like sheep... and not in the "good" way. I worry about the harm you will do to the message of Jesus. I worry about sad fact people will applaud your efforts to be in Deep Ellum-- but you forgot be a light. Instead, you are an eye sore. You have two options: Either change your ways or close down your church. Go back to the suburbs, before you hurt someone in the good name of our LORD.

Yes, I'm angry. Yes, I'm grieved by the sad state of churches (just like you) across this country. I wonder why people protest Planned Parenthood and Disney World, when we should be protesting you! No, I should not feel sorry for you. You are without excuse for your arrogance and intolerance. You suck.

Friday, December 06, 2002

I'll make sure to sign all my friends up for a rapture letter. I also want to create my own. Write some completely hostile ones!

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Dear Unsaved Moron,

You are down on earth. I am in the sky with Jesus. You stupid sack of shit! You should have bowed down before my Christian theology when you had the chance. Now, you must suffer, because God is gonna get medieval on your sad ass. No mercy now-- God changed the rules, bitch.

Suck it up. Have fun. I'm surrounding by 40 fine ass honeys. Drinking beer and smoking the junk. Wish you were here... but ya ain't!

Nanny-nanny-boo-boo,

(insert name here)

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Friday, November 22, 2002

CBC News: PM refuses to accept resignation over 'moron' remark via weinberger

you are not allowed to say anything bad about the king!

Saturday, November 16, 2002

September 2002

"...medication can be extremely important for the treatment of depression, I hope I will not have to use it again.
I realise now how much it influenced me and how much it influenced my choice of spending time. You see, with extra 20mg serotonine in your brain you can be "friends" with almost anybody and you can do almost anything and find it "fun". When I look back at all the times when I took the medication I realise that i completely "wasted" that time. I stoped "thinking" or at least did not think the way I used to. There was no point to think, or - there was "no time" to. OK, I was more "sociable" but what was that worth... I have to admit it was easier "to be with people" but I am not talking here about any productive "being" which would contribute to anything or anyone beyond immediate consumption."

Saturday, November 09, 2002

when the Jerry Falwell ilk mouths this phrase something quite different is being communicated than even the late Johanine/Petrine pericopes. if we take the story, from the gospel of John, that this saying appears within the Jerry's of the contemporary mainstream Christian elite would most appropriately play the role of the religious leader in the story--though that may be an insult to Nicodemus (sorry man).

you must be born again, Jesus says enigmatically to this elder of his people. the author/editor of John has Nicodemus reply, either dimwittedly or with some sarcasm, "what am i to enter again into my mother's womb??"

"no!" Jerry breaks in and exclaims, "you have to accept Christ as your lord and savior."

Jesus looks over at Jerry with that look in his eyes that says, "i am either going to beat you or ignore you... let's see... hmm," and then without a word turns back to Nic and says simply, ....

Wednesday, November 06, 2002

Saturday, November 02, 2002

Wired News: Dear Saddam, How Can I Help?

Saddam's email account hacked.

Friday, November 01, 2002

Beautiful Daze
“How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb? Just one: Bono holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him.”

Tuesday, October 29, 2002

BBC NEWS | Health | Infidelity 'is in the genes'

This, say scientists, is down to instinct - while more feminine features might signify a man with less testosterone who is more likely to prove a steady partner, the stronger features they preferred at ovulation might indicate a better set of genes, producing a stronger or healthier child.

Friday, October 25, 2002

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Tuesday, October 22, 2002

Monday, October 21, 2002

Dissent is Coming From All Quarters - Even in Bush's Own Church

Bush's own United Methodist church has launched a scathing attack on his plans for war, saying it is "without any justification according to the teachings of Christ." "It is hard to dismiss these people as just kooks," Laughlin says. via Alternet

Sunday, October 20, 2002

Sunday, October 13, 2002

Charting America's Religious Landscape (pdf): A visual breakdown of majority religions on a county-by-county basis.

Saturday, October 12, 2002

Masturbate for Peace: Using Masturbation to End War

"Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful petitions on this site."
Campus collision on Israel

...criticism of Israel, particularly amid the free flow of ideas that is characteristic of most college campuses, does not equate to anti-Semitism.

Divest Movement

Friday, October 11, 2002